erikkillmongerdontpullout:

trapcard:

scream @ “female presenting nipples”

Gender nonconforming nipples can stay but your on thin fucking ice

recentgooglesearches:

how to determine the gender of my nipples

polishedscales:

I’m laughing so hard.

slimetony:

slimetony:

I’m going to break my no-horny rule just to spite staff

for every like i will suck myself

truckhole:

not to sound sex-positive but what on earth is a female presenting nipple

yiffmaster:

this is about The Grinch

frogculture:

paxamericana:

where i hide my treasures

going here on my honeymoon

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

tumblr users: please ban the Nazis

tumblr: if you post a tiddy you’ll be deleted on sight

nobodysbuttmonkey:

aspirationalbrand:

reese witherspoon throwing ice cream at meryl streep on the set of big little lies season two

i thought that this was just reese witherspoon living her life tbh

kafukafuura1917:

ah yes, tumblr is “banning porn”, you know, “““porn”““, like that one time they had their bots tag basically all lesbian and trans blogs as ““““““porn”““““. i truly trust the clowns who run this website to not literally fuck this up in the most heinous way imaginable while desperately begging for apple to restore their shitty app

trapcard:

what’s yalls NGAAT (nipple gender assigned at tumblr)

mousewife:

I have been on tumblr for 9 years and NOW they’re telling me it’s illegal to be horny???

moongoer:

no tits on Tumblr but Nazis are fine i guess

airyairyquitecontrary:

awakecorgi704:

booty shorts that read “do not resuscitate”

that only works if they find you ass up but I guess you have plans